It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Rumble strips road head = magical
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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