She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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