So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
All I want is dick and wine.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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