We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The feeling are messing with the penis
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
A+ Viking dick
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