My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
