Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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