when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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