thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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