nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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