i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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