Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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