I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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