We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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