yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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