i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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