Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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