Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Randomize
