I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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