Fuck appropriateness.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
