Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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