Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
