Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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