D3 body, D1 cock
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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