I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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