i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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