we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
