Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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