pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼‍♀️
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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