why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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