I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
