Pappa wants mamma naked
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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