Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
