i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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