Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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