I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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