The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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