I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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