Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Houston, we have a squirter
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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