im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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