If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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