Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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