This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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