It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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