Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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