I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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