so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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