i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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