I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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