just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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