Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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