Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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