Have you finally orgasmed yet?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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