Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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