Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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